Hello [name of city], you guys are the most amazing crowd of the tour so far!
Just kidding—we’ve played dumps, but none this bizarre.
I wish I never left my dressing room, stayed inside,
Had an all-day sound check, and let this show slide.
Who here like us doesn’t care about tonight?
We’re counting the minutes ‘til we take flight.
This is the one stop we marked on our calendars,
A monument to failure by our handlers.
We hate playing here, you guys are awful.
This place is a nightmare,your vibe is unlawful.
Your town is cesspool, a blight on the map,
A festering wound best left in the gap.
I’ve asked the lighting crew to keep the lights down low.
I don’t think I can handle seeing this grotesque freak show.
Can't get out of here quick enough,
There will be no encore, just a hasty shrug.
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