I just saw the Zen of Garry Shandling and I am realizing I have fallen behind by 29 years. I have to write daily again and about anything. The only problem is I cut my thumb on a pineapple slicer and have an awkward band-aid covering up the sliced digit so typing is proving rather difficult. Maybe I should delay my writing for another day. Afterall, if this is the crap that I am writing maybe the world might be better off waiting for me to be fully recovered rather than maybe suffering from tetanus madness. I am feeling a little light-headed from the loss of blood and my glasses are upstairs so my comfort\u00a0level is really not conducive for writing.\u00a0 Whatever I may decide to do it is better than this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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