{"id":211,"date":"2018-06-25T03:50:36","date_gmt":"2018-06-25T03:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/illiteratures.com\/?p=211"},"modified":"2018-06-25T03:50:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T03:50:36","slug":"functional-fruitcakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2018\/06\/25\/functional-fruitcakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Functional Fruitcakes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is so obvious and yet nothing is practical. Drove my old car to my old stomping ground and forgot to pick up milk. I play coy until the boy understands the highway. I have no fear for my experience nor do others. I have nothing to say so I shouldn&#8217;t say anything. No one wants to hear from those whose souls lack functionality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is so obvious and yet nothing is practical. Drove my old car to my old stomping ground and forgot to pick up milk. I play coy until the boy understands the highway. I have no fear for my experience nor do others. I have nothing to say so I shouldn&#8217;t say anything. No one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2018\/06\/25\/functional-fruitcakes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Functional Fruitcakes.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions\/212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}