{"id":448,"date":"2025-01-20T03:57:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T03:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/?p=448"},"modified":"2025-01-20T04:00:40","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T04:00:40","slug":"its-terrible-to-be-back-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/its-terrible-to-be-back-here\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s terrible to be back here"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Hello [name of city], you guys are the most amazing crowd of the tour so far!<br>Just kidding\u2014we\u2019ve played dumps, but none this bizarre.<br>I wish I never left my dressing room, stayed inside,<br>Had an all-day sound check, and let this show slide.<br>Who here like us doesn\u2019t care about tonight?<br>We\u2019re counting the minutes \u2018til we take flight.<br>This is the one stop we marked on our calendars,<br>A monument to failure by our handlers.<br>We hate playing here, you guys are awful.<br>This place is a nightmare,your vibe is unlawful.<br>Your town is cesspool, a blight on the map,<br>A festering wound best left in the gap.<br>I\u2019ve asked the lighting crew to keep the lights down low.<br>I don\u2019t think I can handle seeing this grotesque freak show.<br>Can't get out of here quick enough,<br>There will be no encore, just a hasty shrug.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello [name of city], you guys are the most amazing crowd of the tour so far!Just kidding\u2014we\u2019ve played dumps, but none this bizarre.I wish I never left my dressing room, stayed inside,Had an all-day sound check, and let this show slide.Who here like us doesn\u2019t care about tonight?We\u2019re counting the minutes \u2018til we take flight.This &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/its-terrible-to-be-back-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It\u2019s terrible to be back here&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":449,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions\/449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}