{"id":450,"date":"2025-04-04T18:49:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T18:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/?p=450"},"modified":"2025-04-04T18:49:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T18:49:31","slug":"no-need-for-milk-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/04\/no-need-for-milk-products\/","title":{"rendered":"No Need for Milk Products"},"content":{"rendered":"I<br \/>When I saw you lying down on my couch,<br \/>My Golden Velvet couch,<br \/>All I was able to gaze upon<br \/>Was a sesame seed<br \/>In between your front two teeth;<br \/>Trapped in a place where my tongue should have been<br \/>At that time.<br \/>I did not notice your new hairdo<br \/>Or the fact that you were wearing your shoes on my couch,<br \/>My Golden Velvet couch,<br \/>Nor did I get a respectable glance<br \/>At your naked body<br \/>Which would have raised an eyebrow<br \/>Under normal circumstances but not today;<br \/>Not like this.<br \/>I was angered by your tarnished beauty.<br \/>I was not at all myself.<br \/>II<br \/>I am sorry that I smashed out your front two teeth<br \/>But they looked so frustrated holding that seed in place<br \/>And I<br \/>Was in a drunken stupor;<br \/>Logic did not come at all into play.<br \/>I saw you on my couch,<br \/>My Golden Velvet Couch,<br \/>And I lost my mind for a brief moment.<br \/>Only a moment.<br \/>All I could see was a bagel ornament<br \/>Destroying that would-be stunning image of you<br \/>Lying naked upon my couch,<br \/>My Golden Velvet couch.<br \/>III<br \/>We are still together,<br \/>My love, my golden velvet love,<br \/>And I am beginning to feel great remorse over the incident.<br \/>You no longer confide in me,<br \/>I can feel it by the way you shy away from me<br \/>But I still do love you and that space<br \/>That stares at me every now and then<br \/>When I am able to get that nervous smile out of you<br \/>And if you don&#8217;t mind me saying so,<br \/>Something is hanging from the corner of your lip.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IWhen I saw you lying down on my couch,My Golden Velvet couch,All I was able to gaze uponWas a sesame seedIn between your front two teeth;Trapped in a place where my tongue should have beenAt that time.I did not notice your new hairdoOr the fact that you were wearing your shoes on my couch,My Golden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/04\/no-need-for-milk-products\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Need for Milk Products&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illiteratures.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}